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Vlog 2 - Hatred towards Bentley

So you hate one of the key characters in the game because his missions are hard?  Without Bentley……Sly and Murray are screwed.  It showed that in the comics when Bentley was in the hospital cause they were just screwing up all over and they were setting off alarms here and there.  It confused the hell out of Carmelita for pete’s sake.

Without Bentley, Sly would’ve NEVER gotten out of the Contessa’s fortress and…..well Sly and Murray couldn’t do anything cause Bentley has to hack all the stuff and give them what they need to shut things down.  I mean, Sly does missions where he has to insert bugs and fix things so Bentley can get the whole shit started.

Yeah hate Bentley and all, freedom of speech and we all got characters to hate but….LOL sounds like you hate him just because you can’t beat his missions and his nerdy and stuff.

Note 1 : Not gonna lie. That last thing about freedom of speech was quite passive aggressive
Note 2 : This is the first Sly game I’ve ever played, Sly 2. My boyfriend got it for me and I’ve been enjoying it for fun because you know..running around as a thief and stealing shit is fun. So I don’t know all of the back stories and whatnot yet. I’m working on it. 
Note 3 :  This vlog was only posted to be funny. I’m not taking this crap seriously, it’s a game. I personally am a super nerd. If you look at some of my posts it talks about how I adore calculus and how I’m a physics major, so I appreciate smart characters. What I don’t appreciate is that he’s a smart stereotype but that’s another story entirely. I was just venting my frustrations and wasn’t even going to post this but my boyfriend/friend wanted me to so he could giggle at how ridiculous I am. That’s the point. To be silly

I realize that Bentley is important to the team, otherwise I feel he wouldn’t have been there at all. I just personally don’t like him as much as Sly or Murray. And honestly I don’t even have a proper opinion of him since I’ve only played part of this game and haven’t been able to evaluate it properly. 

So sorry if I upset you when you seem to know much more about the Sly games than myself [which isn’t honestly that hard]. Again this was just a funny little video to show me when I’m “frustrated” that I mostly put up because my friend and boyfriend wanted to see it. I honestly didn’t think anyone would care enough to watch this let alone to make a post about it to such an extent..

It kind of sucks that you would respond to something like this of mine that I don’t take seriously when I’ve made much more educated sounding posts about other things I care about xD; That don’t make me sound like a spazzing 12 year old.

After watching the video and reading both of your responses I feel like both of you did not see the real problem.  When I heard you wanted to crush Bentley with a rock my initial reaction was a squeal and then I started weeping.  My inner self got down in fetal position within my soul and sobbed so hard that my subconscious literally poured down, sadness and hopelessness on my inner self.  Most turtles are endangered species and you wanting to crush one with a rock sent my heart into turmoil.  If people like you two would realize how many people allow animals and plants to become extinct due to their ignorance.  I am not asking you to reduce your carbon foot print, even though if you would that would be amazing and my subconscious would telepathically hug you for your generosity.  But if you really knew how many people run over turtles a year, you would not have said you wanted to crush him with a rock, like the boys of Lord of the Flies did to Piggy.  I’ll have you know I had to read that book at school and I cried hysterically for the entire whole day after reading that scene and the other boys deaths.   I do not understand how humans get off on the destruction of each other and other life, pardon my crude language and I usually don’t say things like this, but it is cr*p.  Anyway before I work myself to much and start allowing my eyes to become glorious waterfalls of sympathy, I just want to tell you both that I do hope you allow your inner selves to thrive and blossom like colorful, unique, beautiful wildflowers.  I love you both as humans, even though I do not know you and I wish nothing but Happiness and Virtuous Lives for you two…  <3 <3 <3

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“MY WHITE DRESS IS GOING TO ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING AT MY WEDDING!!!!!”  ;-)  XD ;’-)

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The Hungover Games

Each year, drunk people are selected to participate in torturous games after a big night out.

I have to say I would definetly watch this, if this was a real movie.  Also random note, I love Effie’s look on this spoof.  

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Artist Chris G. made these portraits of various pairs of characters that share physical of psychological similarities, even though they’re part of different worlds.

Big. Fan.

Some of these I found ridiculously hilarious, and made me chuckle really loud…

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drawingnothing:

Ah com’on Spidey that’s gross, fo real.

Thank God for Spider-Dude.

I told you Kim, that the real spiderman probably ate people&#8230;

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drawingnothing:

Ah com’on Spidey that’s gross, fo real.

Thank God for Spider-Dude.

I told you Kim, that the real spiderman probably ate people…

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The List… Inspired by Vaginal Fantasy Hangout

     Last night for no apparent reason I could not sleep, so instead I decided to troll around the World Wide Web.  During my Crusade of Entertainment for an Insomniac I stumbled upon something that I am not going to lie, I feel in love with.  It is a group of four ladies who come together every month to have a book discussion.  This magnificent thing is called the “Vaginal Fantasy Hangout”, it is basically a book club that specifically reads books that are in the fantasy/sci-fi genre that are usually demographic-ed towards women.  From the description it does sound kind of boring, but if you are sort of a nerd like I am, you will probably find it very entertaining, because the ladies do not stay on topic and they also drink while discussing the book they have read.  If you consider yourself sort of a geek, love to read fantasy/sci-fi that tends to be leaning towards attracting women, or are just bored and want to watch sort of like a broadcast that is like a nerdier type of The View discussing books, totes check out “Vaginal Fantasy Hangout”.   http://vaginalfantasy.com/  (I promise you, this will not link you to a porn cite or an image that will somehow brand itself to the inside of your eyelids…)

     So back to the list, on the latest video of “Vaginal Fantasy Hangout”, the ladies talked about how everyone, whether they admit it or not, has a list that is filled with people who they would like to hook up with, whether celebrity or fictional character.   Also it should be noted, “Hook Up” in this case could mean to have a meaningful relationship with the person or just to have the person around for a one night stand or booty call…  So I for some reason felt inspired to just like the ladies to share my list, of fictional characters I would like to hook up with.  They went for their top five, but for some reason I felt like that was rather hard and so I made my list go to ten.   

     Also I feel obligated to say that I do not like to label my sexuality, but if I did have to label it, I guess I would label it as Pansexual. I am attracted to all types of people, that does not mean that I am attracted to everybody, nor does it mean that I have no standards when it comes to finding someone I want to date or possibly sleep with.   I just view love as love and the honest truth is, is if the chemistry is there between me and another person, I am not going to fight against it because that other person might be a man or someone who is transgendered.  So it should be no surprise when both males and females pop up on my list.  With saying that I present you with my list… 

10.  Paige Matthews from “Charmed

     So back when I was a little kid, my aunt and grandma would watch “Charmed” religiously, so I of course got into it.  The first character I really liked and could see myself with was Piper, but after having children and Prue’s death, she kind of turned into a whiny bitch, which really annoyed me.  But something magical happened with Prue’s death, or Shannen Doherty getting kicked off the show, Paige Matthews was brought to life.  I LOVE PAIGE!!!!!  Like seriously, she is my favorite sister on Charmed, because not only is she a singer, which is a musical trait which is a big turn on with me, but also her powers are pretty kick ass…  I mean come on Tele-Orbing, Shape Shifting and Healing, how is that not hot???

 

9. Batman, Robin, Harley Quinn, & Poison Ivy from “Batman

    So I know this might be way to much information, but I do have a sort of fetish when it comes to leather, spandex, and rubber.  Like there is something rather dark about it, and almost a forbidden nature.  I find all these characters very attractive and somewhat dark and sexual.   Yes, I am fully aware that this would mean I would be part of a five-some, but I don’t think I would have it any other way.  Also I do know that Poison Ivy is poisonous, but that does not mean she is not sexy and tempting.  I have always been a Poison Ivy fan, and I think she could give Captain Planet a run for his money.  

 

8. Toad from “X-Men

     Before you freak out and think, WTF???  I think the thing that appeals to me the most about Toad is his personality and his bad boy ways.  Like I am no saint, but I am no devil either.   So with saying that he is definitely on of my favorite muntants of “X-Men”, especially how Ray Parks portrayed him, he made Toad very cocky and bad ass like. 

7. Seamus Finnigan from “The Harry Potter Series

Most people when they choose a character that they would love to have a realtionship with or just want to have sexual intercourse with from the “Harry Potter Series” the usual characters that are picked are; Harry, Draco, Hermione and currently Neville, but honestly I am a fool for Irish accents.  I do not know why, but maybe it is because of “Boondocks Saints” or something, but I find Irish accents very attractive. 

6. Sailor Jupiter from “Sailor Moon

     Sailor Jupiter is my very first fictional character crush, way back when I was 6 and saw “Sailor Moon” for the first time.  I thought she was beautiful, independent, and totally did not take shit from anybody.  I find that independent trait very attractive, especially when it comes from a woman.    Plus, Green is my favorite color of all time. 

5. Oliver Green aka “The Green Arrow” from “Green Arrow” & “Smallville

     I know yet again this is probably because of my fetish with leather, rubber and spandex, plus he is in green, but I really don’t know why, but I find the Green Arrow very attractive.   Maybe it is because I find dominant masculine guys very attractive. 

4. Queen Akasha of “Queen of the Damned

I’m not going to lie, I love watching Queen Akasha sashay into a group of people with her beautiful jade eyes and destroy everyone without a care in the world.  She is just so damn beautiful and may Aaliyah rest in peace.  

3.  The Main Characters from The Televised Series of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I think this is pretty self explanatory, like honestly I think Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast is the sexiest cast ever.  I mean I feel like all the characters are very attractive and I really couldn’t just choose one, so I was like what the hell?  Let’s have a Buffy the Vampire Orgy!!!!!!

2. Michelle Flaherty from “American Pie

I am in love with Michelle Flaherty, I mean I am not ashamed to admit I have a crush on Alyson Hannigan, which is probably why number three is the “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” cast, but Michelle Flaherty is a band geek who is sexually experimental and very sweet.  So basically a girl who is after my heart, because I am sure I have stated this before, but musical talents is a big turn on for me. 

1. Tyler Durden from “Fight Club

My number one is Tyler Durden, because secretly I am turned on by the bad boy like attitude.  I don’t really know why but just the idea that at any moment he can turn and what not and is absolutely unpredictable I find kind of hot.  I guess it might be because I am not really that evil and try to do the good thing, while Tyler is off to reek havoc on the world so it is sort of like a Ying Yang things.  

     So this is my list of ten fictional characters I would hook up with, yes some were guys and some were girls and some were multiple people.  I feel like these are fictional characters so why not fantasize a little?  Anyway I hope I wasn’t too blunt or creepy.  Are you brave enough making your list of fictional characters and placing them up on your Tumblr???  

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No Rain by Blind Melon

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Ravenclaw

No Rain by Blind Melon

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The Half-Blood Prince of Bel-Air
If anything, you could say this train was rare.

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The Half-Blood Prince of Bel-Air

If anything, you could say this train was rare.

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I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH!!!!!!  She is just so insane and awesome at the same time.  I mean with rhymes such as “I place my legs in a cage of spandex, I dance like hell to release the madness…”, how can you not love her????  I mean just look at those tiger costumes, they are amazing!!!!!!

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So I know this is really nerdy, but I am really excited and can’t wait for this to come out on Youtube!!!!!!!!

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